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		<title>A Lesson in e-mail Ettiquette -or- RE: FWD: FWD: FWD:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 23:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Along with many of the people who may have stumbled upon this blog, I am a twenty-something college male of the millennial generation born somewhere between 1982-1995, and I have a smart phone. I also have my e-mail sent to me on my smart phone. During the times that school is in session, this is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=38&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m starting to wonder&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 00:44:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I logged onto my Facebook much later in the day than I usually check it. I found I had some notifications and one event invitation. I went about with the normal business when you&#8217;re wasting time on Facebook; posted a link, commented on a friend&#8217;s status, etc. etc. When I happened to look over [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=32&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I donated plasma yesterday!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save all congratulations for after you&#8217;ve read the whole thing&#8230; My friend calls me the other day and says, &#8220;Dude, you wanna make $50?&#8221; I, of course said, &#8220;Sure, I do! How?&#8221; &#8220;Give me a ride to the plasma center tomorrow and donate plasma with me! Fifty bucks for four to five hours your first [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=30&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Karma owes me a big one!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 04:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a friend (shocking I know, but I actually have several). This particular friend is a very attractive person of the female persuasion. We’ve gotten pretty close during the last year and I have since moved into a schmancy (not really) apartment close to school with a friend of mine. My roommate and I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=27&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The job search is neverending</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I have found myself in need of a job. But, since the job market is shit right now most places are either not hiring, or require 2-5 years experience. Unfortunately the only thing that I have 2-5 years experience in is McDonald&#8217;s! It will be an absolute last-ditch option before I apply for ANY [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=24&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Haiku</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<title>Self Observation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cheese]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, unfortunately, blogging cannot be a full-time job for me… I don’t even get paid to blog although there are opportunities out there. But that’s more of a freelance thing than anything else. I find myself recently looking for a job. Mostly because although student housing is great, I want my own place. My own [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=19&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sudden Inspiration</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was walking home last night/early this morning with a friend of mine. A group of us had gone out for a couple of drinks after seeing a spectacular student directed play. As we walked we were desperately trying to keep warm. It wasn’t a long walk, and it technically wasn’t that cold temperature-wise but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=15&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy World I Will Never Understand</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Frat boys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am currently living with a roommate. My roommate&#8217;s actions make me question humanity. What&#8217;s more, the fact that his actions get him laid on at least a weekly basis makes me believe even more that the world is crazier and possibly stupider than I originally thought. Let me explicate. My roommate is from West [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=8&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Take: 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eddie Reese</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Digger]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my first blog post. Apparently I’m blogging now. I always thought that bloggers were all sexually frustrated, angsty, black eyeliner wearing teenagers with names like Digger. I am not any of these. Except for maybe the sexually frustrated… but that’s not important at the moment. Let me tell you something about myself that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dementedwords.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10980871&amp;post=4&amp;subd=dementedwords&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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